I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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