she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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