i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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