Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
