U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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