Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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