I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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