Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
this hospital has no fireball
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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