you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
