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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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