He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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