so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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