giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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