Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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