Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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