I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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