i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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