That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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