so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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