Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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