We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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