I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
