Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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