So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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