Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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