Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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