Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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