This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
