I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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