Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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