names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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