I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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