Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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