Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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