Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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