Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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