yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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