OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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