Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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