I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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