okay pat passed out under dana's car
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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