I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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