So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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