I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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