so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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