What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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