READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it because I queefed?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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