Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Randomize
