I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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