Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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